Mar
21

Lard, it’s what’s for dinner!

I’m not quite sure when my love affair with the pig began.  As far back as I can remember, ham was one of my favorite foods, which was unfortunate because for much of my childhood I was on a strict restricted sodium diet due to kidney disease.  My mother, bless her, would always go out of her way to buy a low salt ham.  They are still insanely high in salt, but I could have one slice.  Usually I’d wheedle two slices out of my parents and then sneak a third (perhaps fourth).  Needless to say, I loved me some ham!

Entire cultures and religions eschew pork, for many reasons that are historically linked with the fact that raw pork can kill you.  Hundreds of years ago they had no idea why and so it was made religious law to help keep people safe; now we know it is due to trichinosis and if you cook pork to precisely 137 degrees Fahrenheit it eradicates the possibility of contracting it.  In addition, trichinosis is no longer considered a threat and the USDA has recently lowered their pork temperature recommendations.  Now that all that boring scientific shit is out of the way, we can talk about how awesome pork is.

Pork is one of the most nutritionally dense meats available in the mass market today and it also tastes yummy.  Despite all this, when I serve pork at work I usually get a very lukewarm reception.  We still have a phobia of fat in this country and people think pork is this fatty, horrible meat.  The fact is most pork is bred to be pretty lean these days.  Even the local pork I have been eating (which makes exceptionally fabulous bacon, omg) is surprisingly lean.  As with beef, there are fattier cuts and there are leaner cuts.  Most butchers and the supermarket know about people’s fat phobias and trim accordingly before selling their products.  I am actually going to have to tell mine to leave more fat on next time!  Pork loin and tenderloin tend to be quite lean, and pork tenderloin is a great porcine alternative to everyone’s old favorite – boneless, skinless chicken breast.  Usually you can treat pork tenderloin just as you would chicken breast, and the pork loin can be roasted in the oven or cut up into boneless chops, floured and seasoned, and pan-fried in a bit of LARD.  It’s great on the grill, too, but take care that you don’t let it dry out.  It cooks pretty quickly!  It’s okay to have your pork be pink/medium well, or even medium-rare if you prefer!

Which brings us to the topic, which was actually lard!  The very word conjures up horrible things in people’s minds about this ghastly, beastly food.  Fact is, lard is probably a lot better for you than you think.  The stuff you should buy should be trans-fat free (sadly most at the grocery store are hydrogenated and just as bad for you as shortening).  Lard is high in both monounsaturated and polyunsaturated fat, both of which are considered to be healthy.  It’s actually higher in the “good fats” than olive oil, long considered the gold standard in healthy oils.  If you can get it, please reconsider lard – nothing compares in baked goods and for frying.  One of my prouder moments was when I converted my mom from a pie crust hater because of my use of bacon grease (bacon flavored lard) in a savory pie crust.  Yay for lard!

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Mar
08

You’ve got some weird quirks. So do I!

If there’s one thing I’ve learned over the years, it’s that when it comes to food, everyone has a different way of doing things.  Food is very personal to us all.  We all run our kitchens differently, with varying standards and methods of cleanliness and organization.  I have an idea of what the USDA and county health inspectors’ standards are due to my work kitchen, but I would be unable to maintain those standards at home.  First off, it’s costly and wasteful.  At a nutrition review seminar I attended, the speaker woefully announced that she had to discard chili that had been prepared for at least 100 people because she dropped a bread twist tie into it.  It was contaminated, you see, and I wanted to ask her why it wouldn’t be okay to fish the twist tie out and bring the chili back to the boil to kill the bacteria.  Not all bad things are killed by boiling; botulism is an example of this, but I don’t think it lives on bread twist ties.  However, I’m not a scientist and I definitely could be missing something here.

Here’s the lowdown on expiration dates.  “Sell-by” dates are stamped as such and those dates are intended to be used by the store so that they know when to rotate their stock.  In no way does the “sell-by” date indicate that the food magically spoils if you go past it.  Use-by and other similar language (use before, best if used before) sound a bit scarier, but the only food item that the USDA regulates use-by dates for is formula for babies.  In fact, the USDA doesn’t require date labeling at all.  Those dates are written by the manufacturer as suggestions for when your food is at its peak quality.  I’d rather trust my senses for that, thanks.  Call me cynical but large corporations control enough about my life already, I don’t need them telling me a rough estimate of when my food could go bad – especially considering that I’m willing to bet that they want you to throw it out early and buy more so they make more money!

At work I actually have to take isopropyl alcohol and rub out the sell-by dates on all of the milk.  If it is on the day of or past the date, some adults and most of the girls refuse to drink it.  If I don’t have time or I’m feeling lazy (it’s actually kind of difficult to rub it out), at least 4-5 gallons of perfectly acceptable milk goes to waste.  No amount of cajoling, pleading, explaining, or educating about labels on my part has changed it.  They are absolutely convinced it magically rots as the date approaches!

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not without my weird food quirks either.  I have this thing about condiments and cross-contamination, because many things spoil faster when you don’t wash your utensil between condiments.  Cream cheese on your knife, dip into jelly jar, then jelly goes moldy.  I refuse to use antibacterial soap, which probably freaks a lot of people out.  I don’t believe in using a separate designated cutting board for meat and I don’t have a dishwasher.  Sometimes I leave food out too long, especially when I’m making stock.  I’ve been known to thaw partially in cold water then finish in the fridge for later.  I eat extremely rare hamburger, raw eggs, and pork cooked medium rare.  The health inspectors would probably die if they saw me at home!  At work, though, I’m proud to say I have always gotten above 98%.

What are your weird food quirks?

 

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Feb
08

This is going to piss off the margarine eaters.

Yes, it’s another margarine rant!  Sorry, margarine eaters.  Nothing personal, I still like you all and you’re all good people.  But I’ve been bombarded with it at work lately and it’s getting on my nerves.  That pale yellow fluffy stuff in an insanely large plastic tub.  Sometimes it claims to be “Butterific!” or “Butter, it’s not!” which is among the many cheap shit brands I’ve reluctantly purchased at work.  Sometimes they have pretty green labels with pictures of farms and cows.  Why, I don’t know, since it couldn’t be further from the truth.  Graphics of soybeans growing in fields would be all right by me, but I haven’t seen any.

No, I prefer not to consume it because I can’t stand the taste of it and it’s probably not very good for me.  At this stage in my life, perhaps unfortunately so, the fact that I like the taste of butter better is reason enough for me to not use margarine.  Even the plant-based polyunsaturated fats ones aren’t as good for you as they claim to be.  Consuming soy in excess seems to be linked to a host of health problems.  It also contains canola oil, which I am trying to avoid.  Both are genetically modified, possibly Monsanto soy, but I’m not positive on that.  I won’t even go there about Monsanto because that would require a whole new blog post.

Then there’s the whole trans fats issue.  You see, trans fat free now has no meaning because it is not regulated by the FDA.  Something could contain up to half a gram of trans fats and still be labeled “zero trans fats” or “trans fat free”.  The American Heart Association (not my favorite organization, but they are very well regarded by people much more intelligent and educated than I am, so I respect that) recommends that we consume less than two grams per day of trans fats, so those “zero grams trans fat” products can still put you over the recommended limit pretty easily.  Figures, right?  Bureaucracy at its finest.

But aren’t saturated fats dangerous?  Butter is full of saturated fat.  Saturated fat causes heart disease!  Everyone knows that!

Not so fast.  Be careful.  Whoa, Nellie.  You see, as I continue to research these things, I discover that that isn’t necessarily true.  However, even if you’re not convinced at all, some people could safely allow for a portion controlled amount of butter in their diets.  With that in mind, one tablespoon does contain nearly half of the amount of saturated fat you’re supposed to receive in a day, but many people prefer to portion control their margarine as well for low fat dieting purposes.  It’s been my experience, though, that many people who consume margarine tend to use two to three times more than the amount of real butter one would use.  I choose (perhaps unwisely) not to carefully portion my butter most of the time and I use far less.  I tend to find the serving size or a little more is adequate for the majority of things.  I think this is because butter has a stronger taste and therefore you require less of it.

Ultimately, as I’ve found out at work, some people just prefer margarine and I’m cool with that.  They like the taste better.  I don’t understand it, but I’ll respect other people’s wishes.  So I buy it and watch them consume it as they do, but I don’t understand it.  I always offer butter too, and some of the girls prefer that.  In addition, I have encountered some girls who have never tasted butter and did not know there was such a thing.  It was pretty scary but we got through it, and after tasting butter she decided she liked it quite a lot.  Phew!

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Nov
04

Chicken on the cheap

In our home, opinions on chicken vary.  My husband prefers boneless, skinless white meat, while I prefer darker meat on the bone as well as wings.  The cats prefer wings, and the dog doesn’t mind.  The mega packs of boneless, skinless chicken breasts in the grocery store have been cheap, but recently the prices have gone up and I have begun to cringe at how grotesquely large one breast is in the package. They are really, really big – disgustingly big, to the point where one chicken breast would feed my husband and I easily.  Well, not so easily for me since I don’t like them as much!  Anyway, somehow that doesn’t seem right to me, so I’ve been trying to steer away from purchasing them.  The price increase gave me the swift kick in the ass I needed to make what ended up being a pretty simple change.

Now I have been buying whole chickens and cutting them up into pieces.  This gives me two wings, two breasts, two thighs, and two drumsticks as well as everything else to make into chicken stock some weekend when I have time.  These chickens, while no doubt still very unsustainably and inhumanely raised, cost between 79 cents and $1 per pound.  I’ve not got a local source for chicken yet, but I’m working on it.  For the time being, though, cutting these chickens up into pieces feels better, and apparently is better, if you care about those things – at the very least you’re cutting down on a lot of packaging.

It’s really pretty easy to cut up, but does take a bit of practice.  I get better each time, and tonight I hit my record and did two chickens in five minutes.  The wings I put into the freezer and gradually add more wings to them as I cut up chickens, so they’ll add up and I can make myself some wings once in a while.  The thighs and legs I leave together and will cook for myself along with boneless breasts for my husband.  The carcasses go into the freezer as well and can be added to water and a bunch of veggies, etc. to be cooked all day for stock.  Yes, the size of the breasts are a lot smaller (I feel so naughty discussing breast size!) but that’s fine because you do get two in every chicken.

At the end of the day, I feel like a total idiot for not doing this before.  It takes practically no extra time and I end up pleasing everyone in my family!

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Sep
12

Little things to swear off using, and a completely random recipe.

Since I cook in a small institutional setting for a living, I am often very limited when shopping at the supermarket for food.  Their budget is low, we have a lot of picky teenagers to feed (plus their caregivers), and everyone resonates with the food they had as a kid.  It’s no different at work, where sometimes a girl will come up to me and ask me to make their aunt’s neighbor’s award winning tater tot casserole or other random preparation, and make it JUST LIKE THEY DID.  A tall order to fill!

Most of the food that they request is in the form of some type of box, can, or packet – even the ingredients in the recipes they want me to cook.  They have no idea how to make butter or even the ingredients it requires (a few suggested oil), where whipped cream comes from or what it really is, why it’s not the same when you buy that big red tomato in the middle of winter at the supermarket, or other things in my quest to better help them understand their food.  I’ve found that the girls that have been there the longest are the ones that get used to my cooking and start asking for things that I make from scratch.  As the newer girls get to taste what homemade stuff is, and more importantly see the other girls eating it with enthusiasm, they start to change their minds a little.  They still want margarine though, and after a battle where I would not purchase it for them and they would keep asking for it, I finally gave in.  I always offer butter at the table too, though, and many girls prefer that.

The thing is, vastly changing their diets from white to whole wheat bread, or shaker Parmesan to fresh doesn’t work.  The slice of light brown (not even 100%) whole wheat bread is foreign and scary to them, and they think it’s disgusting.  Over time I’ve learned this and learned appropriate ways to incorporate things they’re scared of into their diet.  As I’ve said many times, small changes make a much bigger impact over time and my girls at work are a perfect example.

These are some things I’ve slowly phased out, with great success.

  • Cream-based soups.  Yes, they’re quicker, but not that much.  They’re not the worst things in the world for you, but I’d still rather try and eliminate too much unnecessary sodium from my diet, so I’ve sworn it off.  Instead, I make a roux with flour and fat (usually butter), then add in half and half or cream.  Lightly salt and pepper and you’re good to go – add cheese to make it cheese sauce, add beef or chicken bouillon to make it the flavor you wish.  Add mushrooms to make it cream of mushroom if you want.
  • Bottled lemon/lime juice.  I buy bottled lemon juice still to clean my wood butcher block boards, but I will only be using fresh lemons and limes in cooking from now on.  I always have them on hand anyway because I’m trying to eliminate water flavoring packets at home, so I’ve been drinking fruit water.
  • Reconstituted garlic.  My best friend would refuse to use this, and I admire her cooking tremendously.  I’ve decided to follow her example and stop using the reconstituted stuff, it takes up about thirty extra seconds for me to mince some fresh garlic – and I don’t even use a press.  It’d probably be even faster if you did.  It was just so much easier, damnit!  But the flavor of my food has improved – things just taste that little bit better, especially when combined with my above change to lemon/lime juice.

I’ve implemented these changes over a period of a few months, and it hasn’t been that big of a deal.  In fact, I’ve decided to slowly begin doing so at work, the cost difference over time should be negligible.  I made the first batch of fruit water the other day with mixed results – the girls were excited about it and thought it was pretty, but wanted to add sugar to it.  Still, I’d father rather them add some white sugar to it than a bunch of chemicals.

So with all of this, I leave you with a random recipe from my mother – cabbage rolls.  It’s a regional thing around here, basically ground beef mixed with rice (mom uses barley), rolled up in a parboiled cabbage leaf, and smothered in a tomato based sauce.  There’s lots of variations, and the recipe is meant to be Polish in origin.  Perfect for this time of year, when the weather is starting to get cool, but not as heavy as a stew.

Cabbage Rolls

1 medium head cabbage – cut out the core, leave whole, pop into boiling water for about 5 minutes until leaves are wilted and easy to work with.  Let it cool a bit and remove as many big leaves as you can to use as wrappers.

Filling:
1 pound ground beef
2 eggs
1/2 cup barley
1/2 cup bread crumbs or oatmeal
Salt/pepper to taste
1-2 cloves garlic, minced
1/4 cup onion, minced

Sauce:
1 lg can tomato puree (some people use canned tomato juice, tomato soup, really any type of tomato puree product you prefer)
1-2 cloves garlic, minced
1 t cinnamon
1 t sugar

Mix all of the filling ingredients together.  Optionally, you can mix in some of the sauce with the meat for extra flavor.  Take a palm sized hunk of meat, put at the bottom edge of the cabbage leaf and roll it up, tucking in the sides as you go.  Line up in the bottom of a casserole dish, you can do 2-3 layers if you want.  Pour sauce all over, make sure cabbage rolls are absolutely swimming in sauce.  Bake at 350 for 45-60 minutes, until it’s bubbly.

Some people also take the leftover small unusable bits of cabbage and layer them in chunks on top of the rolls, then pour over the sauce. This recipe freezes amazingly well, just thaw in the fridge and bake as instructed.

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